Welcome back everybody, I hope all your holiday stuff went well. I bet some of you will have tasted this elusive cake, but I haven’t and neither have those close enough to be asked. Of course my girlfriend has to go and ruin things by having eaten one. Like twenty people at work have no idea, but the person closest to me does. That’s called an outlier, and it fucks up my hypothesis. That’s fine, that’s fine. All in the name of discovery. I’ll just blame it on the fact that she is from Ohio.